Monday, January 27, 2014

This Time, Baby, I'll Be Bulletproof, or You're Putting WHAT In Your Coffee?

Morning folks! I thought I'd share a quick little bloglette (it's a thing) about my morning coffee today. Now, you might be asking, "But wait Miller, aren't you on a Paleo diet? Are coffee beans even considered Paleo?" Well, according to Paleo "purists", they aren't, but many people that eat a Paleo diet still choose to include coffee in their diet, stating that the benefits outweigh the downfalls. Also, it's just too crucial to most people's daily life. I know it's no picnic trying to talk to me before my morning cuppa--be it coffee or tea.

The health benefits of coffee have been widely debated for years; from whether or not it contains antioxidants to whether or not it can help ward off diabetes. In my opinion, it might as well be considered a daily supplement. I never have more than 8-12oz. in a day though. (In high school I could slug back at least two Ventis in a day though, on top of a Red Bull or two. Yuck.) As with all things, it's probably about moderation. So if we're only having one or two cups a day, how can we get the most out of our coffee?

I'm glad you asked!

May I introduce you to Bulletproof®, the brain-child of Dave Asprey, an investor and entrepreneur from Silicon Valley who literally life-hacked his way to better health. (He even managed to raise his IQ by 20 points and decrease his biological age. Like...dafuq?) Asprey said the Idea for Bulletproof® coffee came to him whilst on a trip to Tibet, where he was served Tibetan Yak Butter Tea. The basic principal of Bulletproof® is that you take Asprey's specially formulated coffee (or if you are cheap or don't really care [points at self] you can just use some good ol' French Roast) and add in healthy fats to help increase your brain activity and to utilize all those heart-healthy antioxidants.

Now, not all coffee can just have fat added to it and--tadah!--Bulletproof®. But, we can take Asprey's basic formula and replicate it at home!

Asprey's recipe calls for his special Bulletproof® coffee, grass-fed butter, and MCT oil. But I figure, I really don't have the funds for special "upgraded" oils, and I don't really have to buy them when there is a perfectly good jar of organic coconut oil in my pantry. So, I adapted the recipe to fit my needs, and hopefully yours too.

Miller's Kevlar Coffee
1 cup dark coffee of your choice (I prefer dark roasts, especially that include chicory root)
1 TBS grass-fed butter (like Kerrygold, unsalted)
1 TBS coconut oil
optional: sweetener of choice (honey, maple syrup, or coconut palm sugar are a few options)

Brew your coffee as you normally would, then pour it into your favorite mug.
Add in your butter and coconut oil, then using an immersion blender (or you could pour this all into a food processor or blender), blend until creamy and frothy.
Drink and enjoy!

Now, you're probably going, "Why in the hell would I put butter in my coffee?" Well, let me explain it to you!

Our bodies rely on fat, especially saturated fats, to give us slow-burning energy that will last throughout the day. (Slow-burning energy? That will last for hours? Put into my morning caffeine? Hmmm...) Not only do these healthy fats give us energy, but they are crucial to the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins like vitamins A, D, E, and K. Grass-fed butter contains Omega-6 and Omega-3 fatty acids, which are good for you, in almost a 1:1 ratio, which is super good. Coconut oil contains medium chain fatty acids and lauric acid, which is antimicrobial, antibacterial, antiparastical, and antiviral. It helps to support a healthy thyroid and thyroid function, keeps your skin young and radiant, aids in heart health, and even helps you lose weight.

I sent this recipe to my best friend, who tried it immediately, and she decided that it was less like a cup of coffee and more like a "broth" and I couldn't agree more. But it's like a broth in the best of ways. After a cup of Kevlar I usually feel full, I don't have that "foggy-head" issue anymore, and I'm ready to get my day started. I enjoy the regular Kevlar Coffee, but sometimes I just need some milk in my coffee. I don't mind it black (even though, through the blending, it's not like you're really drinking black coffee) but I'm used to having some sort of creamer in my morning cup. So I took the Kevlar Coffee recipe and turned it into a latte.


Miller's Kevlar Latte:
1 cup espresso, brewed normally
Creamer (I used some of our Happy Cow milk, which is low-temp pasteurized and non-homogenized)
Sweetener of choice (I like coconut palm sugar)
1 TBS grass-fed butter (unsalted)
1 TBS coconut oil

Brew your espresso as you normally would and steam your milk, cream, or half and half. After your espresso is done brewing, add in the sweetener, butter, and coconut oil. Place your immersion blender in the espresso and blend for about 30 seconds or until creamy and frothy. Add your creamer and espresso together and enjoy!

I'm off to re-heat my latte, as it's gone a bit cold while I've been writing this post out. I hope you try the coffee or the latte and let me know what you think! It's a great way to get a hit of nutrients and energy in the morning.

Until next time Kitchen Comrades!

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Crock Pot Paleo Pulled Pork and Savory Paleo Coconyt Pancakes, or The Single Greatest Meal To Ever Come Out Of My Kitchen?

Yesterday I embarked on what may very well have been the greatest kitchen adventure I've ever undertaken. And all I did was chop some onions, rub some spices on a pork butt, and stick it all in my crock pot for like eight hours. So, as adventures go, it was no mission to reclaim the Dwarven homeland, but it was pretty awesome.

I will say that I was very nervous though. When I think of pulled pork--being from Memphis, TN--I think barbeque. I think of long hours over super low heat. I think of smoke and of that delicious crust the pork gets because of all of the sugar that is added to to dry rub. And there I came up against my first obstacle. How in the hell was I going to make pulled pork without sugar? How? HOW?

As people of my generation are wont to do when presented a query they know not how to answer, I turned to the internet. I was pretty surprised at how many recipes for paleo pulled pork there were floating around out there in the ether. And, again, as people of my generation are wont to do, I clicked the first link that appeared and flew with it.

I found Everyday Paleo's Beyond Easy Pulled Pork and scanned the recipe and method, then decided that it was super easy and super adaptable. See, I say adaptable because with things like spice blends or spice rubs or anything that involves a mixture of spices, be it gingerbread recipe or a dry rub, I never follow the recipes I find. They're like the Pirate Code. Guidelines.

So, I had my "guideline", I had my 3.7lbs pork butt, and I had my crock pot. I was ready to roll!

I'm not even going to be able to tell you what I put on my pork, because I can't remember. I do remember it involved some cinnamon, smoked paprika, red pepper flakes, cumin, and cayenne. Other than that, it's kind of a "throw in whatever else you want" sort of thing. But, make sure, you don't add any sugar. If you can't imagine going without sweetness though, you can easily add some sugar free jam--Whole Food's 360 brand offers quite a few that are sweetener free and very versatile--or some coconut palm or date sugar. Though, it really isn't needed.

I rubbed down my butt (har, har, har) and plopped it in the crock pot, cranked it up to high, and let it do its thing for five hours. After five hours, I cranked it down to low and let it go another three hours. (It really depends on the size and weight of your pork butt. Mine was just under 4lbs and it took about 8 hours to become fall-apart-tender.)


During the last hour of the pork's cooking time, I got to work on making home homemade flour tortillas for Husband and Wee One to enjoy their pork with. I mixed 2 cups of flour with a pinch of salt, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 1 TBS pork lard (I love lard...), and 3/4 a cup of hot water. I then needed the dough on a lightly floured surface and began pulling of about half-fist sized balls of dough. I rolled them out as flat as I could and then gently laid them flat in a medium-low skillet that had been lightly greased with some more lard. I cooked them for about three minutes on each side, or until they had nice brown spots. (Not gonna lie, they smelled heavenly, but I resisted the temptation.)


After I made the tortillas for the boys, I moved on to the vessels on which I would pile my pulled pork. I have to say, during the past two weeks, I've tried numerous paleo pancake recipes for breakfast, and they just...they ain't gettin' it. They're not pancakes, they can't be pancakes, and I just stopped trying. That is, until I realized that a savory application might just do the pancakes some good. I found Nom Nom Paleo's Savory Coconut Pancake recipe and made it up...then I realized it was really, really, really thick. I didn't want the pancakes to be too heavy, so I added about 1/3 a cup of water to the batter, thinning it out to my liking. 

In a medium heated skillet, I melted some more delicious, nutritious pork lard and poured in some of my pancake batter. I cooked on each side until browned to my liking, then piled them high on a plate. They were really simple, but I was worried whether or not they would stand up to the pulled pork.


Using my tongs, I got the now falling-apart pork out of the crock pot and got a few more things ready. I got out some guacamole, cut up some tomatoes, and melted some of Husband's cheese dip (which had no sugar in it, so I indulged in a little bit over my second taco.) After getting everything set out and ready, I made Wee One a plate up and then served myself.

Pulled pork goodness!
Food porn at it's porniest.
It's almost too pretty to eat. Almost.
I really have no words to even being to describe how amazing this meal was. I think I was really missing Mexican food, especially things like chips and tortillas and flautas and the like, so the pancakes really helped to give that authentic mouth feel. They were a bit too flimsy to actually pick up and eat everything like a taco, so I resorted to cutting massive slices and shoving them un-glamorously into my mouth with noises that are not fit for the dinner table. I think I would have liked to have a bit of hot sauce to go over the top, but I have yet to find a paleo hot sauce. (If anyone knows of a paleo hot sauce, I demand you fill me in and then I will love you forever!) I've been filling up after one serving of the meals I've been making, but yesterday I skipped lunch so that I'd be really hungry at dinner. I still only managed like one and a half servings, but they were sooooo good. I'm about to have some for breakfast actually.

And everyone loved it. Husband had two servings. Wee One didn't want a tortilla, but he liked the meat and gobbled a plate of tomatoes as well. It's definitely been toddler and spouse approved, and it's so stupid easy that a caveman could do it (no pun intended. See...see...get it? Paleo? Caveman? Heh heh...) I'm a huge fan of anything that I can put in the crock pot and not touch for hours at a time. You really have no reason not to try this, because it's endlessly adaptable, you could add anything you wanted to it, you could serve it numerous ways, and we've established that it's almost sinfully delicious. As far as cost goes, it's pretty damn cheap as well. I had almost everything already in the pantry aside from the lard (which we still have a massive amount of for more kitchen goodness), the pork butt, and the tomatoes. So we maybe spent a total of $20 on those three things, to feed two adults and a toddler, and have plenty for leftovers? Like a boss, man

I'm still trucking along on the Whole30, and with delicious recipes like this, there's no reason that you shouldn't try some of the great paleo recipes out there. Later this week I'll be making Crock Pot Moroccan Chicken Thighs, Chicken With 40 Cloves Of Garlic, and even a paleo play on Bangers and Mash. So stay tuned for those. As I said before, I'm supposed to be getting some samples from Raw Revolution of their awesome bars, and will hopefully be doing a giveaway with some of the bars! So let me know what kind of bars you'd like to try and I'll see what I can do! Also, there's still my Amazon Wishlist which has a lot of paleo snacks, paleo pantry staples, exercise accessories, and cookbooks if you're interested in helping me out or just checking it out for yourself!

Until next time Kitchen Comrades!

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Sauerkraut, or Fermentation Is Your Friend--And A Tangent About Milk!

Let's talk about bacteria. Specifically, let's talk about the beneficial bacteria that you need in your gut to help aid in digestion: probiotics. You've probably heard the term before, right? More than likely, you've seen those Activia yogurt commercials with Jaime Lee Curtis, in which she talks about all of the amazing things inside of said yogurt.

(Note: I am in no way endorsing Activia yogurt, as it is owned by Dannon, and, though there are beneficial bacteria in the yogurt, they also add horrific things like aspartame, which has been linked to seizures and brain tumors, and caramel color, which has been linked to cancer. They also use low-fat and skim milk in their products, and, let's just stop here for a moment so I can change your life. Full fat milk is not going to make you fat. That's right. I said it. You heard it here folks. Full fat milks, yogurts, and cheeses are not going to make you fat. Skim milk is milk that has had all the fat removed from it, therein making it what is basically a waste product. But wait, it gets better--and by better, I of course mean worse. Before they can sell it to you, they have to add in powdered milk solids and non-fat dried milk so that it will actually have a taste, because no one would want to drink it otherwise. Therein lies another problem. The powdered milk contains oxidized cholesterol, and not the good kind; the kind that promotes cardiovascular disease. Not only is it bad for your heart, but it's also bad for the rest of your body. When the fat is removed from the milk, so to are the beneficial fatty acids, minerals, and vitamins like vitamin A and complex D vitamins. These vitamins are fat soluble, which means they need fat to be metabolized by your body. And since they removed the fat from the milk, they add in synthetic versions of the vitamins. Synthetic forms of vitamin A come in some of the following forms: Retinyl Acetate, Retinol Acetate, Vitamin A acetate, Vitamin A palmitate, Retinyl palmitate, 13-cis-retinoic acid and Retinoids. Synthetic vitamin A has been linked to a laundry list of health issues like fetal abnormalities, low testosterone, and arthritis. On top of all of that, skim milk is what farmers feed to their pigs to fatten them up. That's right. You're not going to shed any pounds drinking the stuff, and you may even cause your body a lot of damage in the process. So, the best thing to buy is RAW milk from a trusted local farmer who raises grass-fed, organic cows. Sadly, the government can't get any money from such farmers, so the FDA has told people that raw milk is detrimental to their health, which is a flat out goddamn lie. The next best thing you can buy, if your state has laws against raw milk, is a low-temp pasteurized, organic, whole milk. Alright. Milk rant over.)

Probiotics can also be found in capsule form, which are a great thing to take daily to ward off sickness and just to keep your gut flora balanced. But the capsules can be pricey, and not everyone has the spare change to drop on them (and by spare change I mean about $30 for 80 capsules.) Where can you turn to to get those beneficial bacteria into your diet? I'm so glad you asked, because I have a wonderful revolution to share with you!

Fermented foods and beverages. (No. Put the wine down. It doesn't count. [Sorry mom!]) By fermented beverage, I mean things like milk kefir, beet kvass, and kombucha. Now, if you're like me, you're really NOT a fan of those things. I mean, kefir's alright, but it's not my favorite thing in the world. And beet kvass is okay, if you like beets. And kombucha...well, if you like the taste of feet combined with the smell of mold and the bubbly, throat numbing effect of carbonation, than kombucha is for you! But me, I can't do it. That leaves fermented foods, which are freaking awesome-sauce guys!

You're probably thinking, fermented foods? What? But they're really not all that hard to come by! Before modern pickling techniques, which involve sugar, massive amounts of salt, vinegar, and often-times heat, our ancestors used fermentation to make those delicious garlic-dill spears we're all so fond of. Fermented foods like preserved lemons, kimchi, pickles, and even potatoes have been used for centuries by numerous cultures (no pun intended) as a form of preservation and a way to get the most out of food.

That brings me to the recipe I'll be sharing with you today. Sauerkraut!

I love the stuff. I love it on hot dogs, with sausages, as a side to meals, topping of a salad, and even as a quick, sour bite to add on top of my morning eggs. But, as many people do, I'd always bought the jars of pickled sauerkraut (using vinegar) from stores. I never knew I could make my own fermented kraut, or that people had been doing so for thousands of years.

Most people think of Germany when they think of sauerkraut, when in actuality, there are records of sauerkraut being used in China going back at least 6,000 years ago. In ancient Rome, sauerkraut was hailed as an easily digestible food, and therefore touted for its health benefits. (You go Augustus!) Captain Cook is known to have taken barrels of sauerkraut on one of his sea voyages to ward of scurvy in his crew. Not only is the kraut itself easy to digest, but when used as a side, it helps the other foods you're eating easily digestible as well. (Which is probably a good thing if, like Husband, you enjoy a huge helping of pork sausages and beer with your kraut.) Eating cruciferous vegetables like brussels sprouts, cauliflower, broccoli, and of course, cabbage, have been recommended by health experts and is thought to reduce the risk of certain cancers, namely colon cancer.

So why is it the fermented sauerkraut that has all the benefits and not the kind you can get in the refrigerated section right next to the hotdogs? Well, let me tell you.

During the fermentation process, the cabbage is actually broken down, which creates lactic acid; the beneficial type of lactic acid that inhibits pathogenic bacterias that can cause your gut to putrefy. Though the sauerkrauts you buy in stores, made with vinegar, are still delicious, they haven't been through the proper processes to turn the end product into something that is actually nutritious and beneficial.


There are types of fermented sauerkraut that you can buy in stores like Whole Foods or order from online vendors like Amazon. I recently purchased some of Bubbie's Old Fashioned Sauerkraut from Whole Foods, and found it to be absolutely delicious. It's only got three ingredients in it: cabbage, spring water, and salt, which are the only things you want/need in a fermented kraut. Bubbie's also has a variety of pickles, condiments, and pickled fish as well as a jalapeno kraut.

Though the Bubbie's kraut is amazing and properly made to give the nutritional benefits I was talking about, it is pretty damn expensive. For a 25oz. jar, we paid $6.00. That's a little steep for our single-income household. So some experimentation was due. I researched like mad and found a couple of different ways to make sauerkraut at home. I've since made 2 quarts, one with green cabbage and one with red, and now I'm going to share the recipe with you!

Traditionally Fermented Sauerkraut (makes ~1 quart depending on the size of the cabbage):

Ingredients:
1 head cabbage
1 TBL sea salt
(possibly a few TBL water)

Equipment:
Large, sharp knife
Cutting board
1 non-reactive bowl
1 non-reactive utensil, like a wooden spoon
1 quart sized canning jar
1 shot glass
1 kitchen towel
1 canning funnel (optional)

The Method: 
  • Take off the outer leaves of the cabbage and any leaves with brownish spots or that seem "dry."
  • Cut the cabbage in half and take out the core. You don't want any really hard pieces because it's difficult to break down then.
  • Begin to cut very fine strips of cabbage, or, if you have a food processor with a fancy shredding attachment, put the cabbage through that. You basically want the cabbage to be really finely chopped so that it breaks down easily.
  • Put the first half of the cabbage into a large non-reactive bowl (ie: not metal). 
  • Cover the cabbage with half the salt and begin to crush the cabbage in your hands. Sort of massage the cabbage until it begins to wilt, working the salt into the cabbage so that it breaks down and begins to create its own liquid. You want to be able to squeeze a handful of the cabbage and have liquid drip out of it.
  • Once the first half of the cabbage has been broken down so that it exudes liquid, add the second half of the cabbage and the rest of the salt. 
  • Work the cabbage again until the rest of it has begun to secrete its own liquid. This may take several minutes, especially if the cabbage is a little dry or out of season.
  • Once the cabbage and salt have been worked together well, grab a sterile canning jar and a non-reactive utensil (like a wooden spoon) and begin to move the cabbage into the jar. 
  • As you go, press the cabbage down really tightly into the jar. You want the jar to be packed full of cabbage, so really use the spoon or what have you to pack it down tightly.
  • Once the jar is filled, look at the top of the jar. If the liquid made by the salt and cabbage doesn't cover the cabbage, you'll need to use some filtered water (make sure it is filtered, not from the tap, not previously boiled) to cover the cabbage. (Note: The reason you need the cabbage liquid or the water to completely submerge the cabbage is so that you have an anaerobic environment for the probiotics to grow, but so that mold will be inhibited. That being said, if during the fermentation process you notice some mold growing on the top of your kraut, simply scoop it off. It won't effect the outcome and it won't hurt the cabbage.)
  • Take your shot glass and press it down in the middle of the cabbage, just to help it remain submerged either in the liquid it created or the extra water you added. 
  • Now you'll want to cover the top of the jar with the kitchen towel and put it out of the way in your kitchen. You want to keep it out of direct sunlight as well, so either pop it somewhere on your counter that it won't get in your way, or you can put it in your pantry. 
  • The jar will need to stay out on the counter for at least three weeks, but up to four or five. Keep it somewhere you'll remember it though, so that you can check under the towel during the fermentation period to see if any of the liquid has evaporated. If this happens, simply add more of the filtered water on top.
  • At about two weeks, you'll be able to smell a difference in the cabbage. By two weeks it should be smelling more like sauerkraut now, and it's safe to taste it at that point. You can put a lid on it and put it in the refrigerator after two weeks, but it really benefits from about three to four weeks of fermentation so that it really gets that sour flavor we all known and love.
  • After the fermentation process, whether two weeks or five, put a lid on the jar and put the jar in the fridge. This virtually stop the fermentation process, though you may notice some bubbles when you open it up. That's fine. 
  • Now you can feel free to use your homemade fermented sauerkraut as you wish! 
I've had trouble finding condiments that I can actually eat during the Whole30, besides my Paleo Mayonnaise, so anything like sauerkraut that I can add to a dish or salad to give it a little zing is definitely awesome. Like tonight, I'm making The Perfect Paleo Crock Pot Pulled Pork to go on top of Savory Coconut Pancakes, and I bet a bit of sauerkraut will really liven it up and give it a bit of pep. (Expect the Pulled Pork and Savory Pancake recipes to come soon!)

I have a bit of an announcement now! I'm so excited about it too!

The guys over at Raw Revolution have graciously decided to send me some samples of their Raw Bars, which are Paleo! I don't know how many samples I'll be sent, but if there are enough, I'm definitely going to be doing a giveaway for those of you who have been following along on my journey to self-health! So if you have the chance, go check out Raw Revolution's products and let me know which ones you'd be interested in trying out!

I'm officially halfway through my Whole30 today! It's been a whirlwind so far, and I can honestly say that I already feel amazing. Not only have I lost weight (ten pounds baby!), but I've gained so much energy, I have less day-to-day pains like headaches and back aches, and I'm trying some amazing foods. But it's not only me that's been eating healthier for the past fifteen days, it's my family as well. Wee One's not been terribly excited about it all, but he's definitely had more vegetables and fruits and healthy fats in the past two weeks than normal. Husband is not enthusiastic about it at all, but that's mainly because he's "so tired of green vegetables", which is probably my fault. For this grocery trip, I got far more than kale and zucchini and spinach though, so I'm hoping to keep us all on track.

If you're willing and able, I still have my Amazon wishlist with tons of delicious paleo snacks, cookbooks, pantry staples, and even some exercise accessories that would be really beneficial! Check it out!

Until next time Kitchen Comrades!

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Krabby Patties, or How To Trick Your Toddler Into Eating Dinner

Wee One is picky. There, I said it. He likes what he likes, which is chicken nuggets and french fries, and he's hesitant to try new things. That being said, when he tries a new food that he likes, he devours it. Anchovy stuffed olives? Loved them. Sauteed duck liver? Tried to eat the whole thing. Roasted beets? Fell in love! So, he's picky, but he's not too picky.

Trying to get him to eat new things is difficult most times, and he decided that he needs you to "help" him eat. (In toddler speak, "Help me eat this," means "The only way you're going to get me to eat this stuff is to put it on the fork and put it in my mouth every single time.") So, when I found this recipe for Paleo "Krabby Patties" I got really excited! I love crab, like actual crab, not that fake pinky-orange stuff that has the consistency of a pencil eraser. Actual crab is delicious.

I put the Krabby Patties on our weekly menu--which is also the grocery list--and we set out to find crab. Again, it was a Costco win! (Love that store.) We found a pound of pasteurized lump crab meat in the seafood section and did the happy dance. I did mix her recipe up a bit though, because sometimes you just have to use whatcha got, am I right?

So, this is how I made our...

Paleo Krabby Patties:
(makes ~9 fairly large patties)

1lbs. canned pasteurized lump crab meat
1 1/2 TBS coconut flour
1/4 cup Paleo Mayonnaise
1/4 cup finely minced green bell pepper
1/4 cup finely diced onion
2 eggs lightly beaten
Pinch of salt and pepper
1 tsp. red pepper flakes
1 tsp. parsley
1/2 tsp. dill
1/4 tsp. cayenne pepper
Enough oil to cook in (I used grapeseed)
Coconut flour to dredge the cakes in

I found that leaving the patties in the fridge for more than 30 minutes kept them together a bit better, though they still made me nervous. (I've never been really great with fish-cakes. Or potato cakes. Or any type of fried cake other than pancakes. And even then, the outcome isn't 100%.) I also found that the three minutes per side she suggested was just too long. Husband, having worked in a restaurant kitchen for longer than me, fixed the skillet temperature and filled the pan with fresh, un-burned oil, and we started again. The first two were pretty charred, but the remaining seven were delicious.

I think Sriracha or some sort of spiced mayonnaise would go really well with these, as the coconut flour absorbs so much more moisture than regular flour. The cakes weren't dry, and by no means were they bland, but for those of us out there that need a little extra kick, those suggestions could work.

If you've been following my progress, thanks so much! It's slow going, but I'm feeling great and I have so much energy! I'm not getting bored with anything I'm eating, and I know what I'm putting in my body is good for it! Also, I have an Amazon wishlist full of delicious snacks to help get me through the Whole30, cookbooks packed with Paleo recipes, and other helpful items if you'd be interested in helping me make it through!

Until next time, Kitchen (and Cardio) Comrades!

The Easy Green, or Breakfast Time Is Smoothie Time

So, per the last post, this is a continuation of my Whole30 recipe series. This one is super simple, and, in all honesty, if you can't come up with six or seven smoothie recipes off the top of your head, I am disappointed. The possibilities are endless.

superskinnyme.com, whose name I abhor, has a whole post about how to build a smoothie.

If you go to Pinterest and type in smoothie, you get a vast sea of smoothie recipes.

They're everywhere, really. So even if you can't think of six recipes off the top of your head (where's your imagination?) there are plenty of places to go to find some killer ideas.

http://www.superskinnyme.com/how-to-make-a-smoothie.html
 I like two different types of smoothies:

1) A "Filling Smoothie" that's packed with protein in the form of nut butter, yogurt, egg yolks, or milk, or...

A Filling Smoothie with banana, strawberries, almond butter, yogurt, and milk
2) A "Refreshing Smoothie" that's got a lighter profile and includes things like green tea, fruit juice, or coconut water.

A Refreshing Smoothie with spinach, strawberry, banana, and coconut water.

I tend to like thicker smoothies, so I like using more frozen fruit than fresh. If I know I want a smoothie for breakfast, I usually pop one or two bananas in the freezer the night before so I have a nice base for creating a smoothie the next morning. I also love the big bags of organic frozen fruit you can find at Costco. (On our last trip, we found 4 lbs. of organic, whole strawberries for, I think, $10!)

This smoothie recipe came from finding the liquid base actually. We recently took a trip to Whole Foods and decided to have lunch there. (Their grilled rosemary, red pepper chicken thighs from the hot line is killer and paleo. Score!) Wee One picked out what he wanted and Husband picked out some pizza, then we realized we needed drinks. Usually, I'd go for one of the various coffee drinks, a kombucha (which I hate the taste of, but like the health benefits), or a--you guessed it--smoothie. This time around though, I went for a coconut water.

Now, I'd had coconut water before, a plain one, and thought it tasted something like salty, sweat-covered feet. And that's really putting it very lightly. I was not a fan. At all. But I saw this brand and remembered my food philosophy. (My food philosophy being that you must try something at least twice before deciding you don't like it. Two bites, two drinks, two different flavors, whatever it may be--it must be twice.)

I grabbed the coconut water and was so vastly pleased with it, I had to get another one the next day. The coconut water has a (much less sweaty) salty element, which I suppose, is because of the Electrolyte qualities of the liquid. The peach and mango puree adds the right amount of sweetness needed, and mellows the somewhat off-putting coconut water flavor.

After downing the entire container, I realized I had to put it in a smoothie.

So, I looked at our Publix and found that they carried the peach mango flavor, did a happy dance, and brought it home. This is the (absolutely delicious) smoothie that resulted from my new obsession.

Easy Green Smoothie
(makes enough for three adult smoothies or two adult and two toddler smoothies)

One 17oz. container Vita Coco Peach-Mango Coconut Water
7-9 frozen strawberries
2 handfuls fresh spinach
2 frozen bananas
1 pinch coconut palm sugar (for toddler taste buds)

Blend all together in a blender and serve it up!

I usually serve up enough for myself and the Wee One, then pour the rest into a zip-lock bag to freeze. When I want a smoothie for the next morning, I pop the bag into the fridge before bed and take it out to the perfect consistency the next morning.

If you're keeping up with my progress, I'm happy to report a 9lbs. loss since starting my Whole30 journey! According to the Whole30 site, you aren't supposed to weigh yourself during the 30 days, but I find that if I see a difference in my weight, it only serves to fuel my determination.

Also, if you're interested in helping me get through the 30 days, I have a wishlist on Amazon full of delicious things, cookbooks, and exercise accessories.

Until next time, Kitchen (and Cardio) Comrades!

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Paleo Mayonnaise, or You're Gonna Put It On Everything

Hello friends! It's been a while. Like...a long while. But, water under the bridge right?

So, I recently started a (semi-revised) Whole30 plan, which is basically a super intense Paleo cleanse. If you don't know anything about Paleo, or the Paleo "diet", let me learn you a thing. So the Paleo "diet" (and yes, I promise there's a reason for the quotations) is an eating plan that mimics the diet of our Paleolithic ancestors. And by mimic, I mean that the things you're allowed to eat on the plan are things that would have been readily available to our Paleolithic ancestors. You can eat organic grass-fed meat, organic pasture-raised poultry and eggs, fish, organic vegetables, organic fruit, nuts, and lots of healthy fats. You can't eat grains, legumes (including peanuts, who knew?), pasteurized dairy (I specify here, because there's some debate about whether or not Raw milk is considered Paleo--I've been drinking it because 1, It's great for you and 2, In what world would I actually permanently give up cheese and ice cream?!?!), refined sugars, white potatoes, processed foods, refined vegetable oils.

I have mixed feelings about the Paleo diet, mainly because I'm not a millionaire. I'm a stay at home mom living in a one-income household, so buying organic and grass-fed meat, pastured poultry and eggs, and $10 a container priced almond-butter every single week is just not feasible. Also, the Paleo lifestyle just isn't sustainable. We, as a country, do not have enough undeveloped farm land available to feed the amount of animals that we would need to switch to a totally grass-fed diet. It just ain't gonna happen. And we like paying farmers to grow GMO corn and soy instead of healthy organic grass to feed animals in the first place, but I digress.

The Whole30 plan is a 30 day intensive Paleo cleanse...thing... While eating Paleo, you're allowed to have natural sweeteners like maple syrup (yum!) and coconut palm sugar, as opposed to the Whole30 plan, during which you aren't supposed to have any sugar, processed or natural. (Yeah--I realized that about four days in...)

The first day I started the Whole30 (Friday, January 10, 2014), I realized I'd need to look at alternative condiments for the next 30 days. Because, in case you didn't realize, there is sugar in like every flipping thing! Salsa, sugar; ketchup, sugar; spicy ginger dressing, SUGAR! Sugar, sugar everywhere! And where there's not sugar, there's inevitably preservatives! UGH! So, I did something about it.

I made mayonnaise. Sounds simple, yes, but from that mayonnaise I can now create sauces, dips, and dressings--because who in their right mind eats a salad to actually eat a salad?

I found a method involving a Mason jar and an immersion blender, which made me very happy, because as a Southern girl, I enjoy anything I can both make and keep in a jar. *nonchalantly toes the jar of moonshine back into the pantry* Ahem...well, yes! Mayonnaise!

Mason jar lovin', lemon slicin', mustard squeezin' madness!
The original recipe is delicious in and of itself, but you can add your own delicious twists like adding a little cayenne pepper, a bit of lemon zest, or some horseradish root (actually, that sounds amazing and I must test this immediately...)

Recipe for ~1.5 cups of Paleo Mayonnaise:

1 organic egg yolk
1 TBS. water
Juice from 1/2 lemon
A dab/squeeze of (Paleo friendly!) Dijon mustard (I found that the Greenwise brand from our local Publix was sugar free and spicy!)
1 cup neutral oil (I used grapeseed)

Add all ingredients to a Mason jar, then plunge your immersion blender in. Turn it on and watch some magic happen! Store in the jar you made it in for up to a week--if you can keep yourself from eating it for that long.

I have no aspirations to, after this 30 days is up, suddenly become Paleo. As I said, I haven't got a million bucks, and I like cheese too much. (And hello! If I couldn't ever gorge myself on buttered soda bread again, I think I'd collapse in a puddle of tears. And chocolate croissants! And pie! And cake!) But, I do plan on trying to keep as much processed foods and refined sugars out of my diet as possible. It's been years since I was truly active (shout-out to my volleyball girls), so I'm also adding some low-impact cardio (helloooooo bad knees!), yoga, and hopefully some weight lifting as well.

If you, out of the kindness of your precious little heart, want to sponsor/help me on this endeavor for a better, healthier me, I happen to have a handy-dandy Amazon Wishlist with healthy snacks, Paleo Cookbooks, and various items that would be really useful! To find said list, you can click RIGHT HERE, and to send me something from the list, all you have to do is order the item from the list and it gets sent straight to me! (Nifty huh?)

Expect more recipes and probably some griping about not being able to have chocolate cake to come. I have a particularly delicious smoothie recipe that's in the middle of being typed!

Until next time, Kitchen (and Cardio) Comrades!
-M

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Cinnamon and Coffee Cake, Or You're Gonna Wanna Eat The Entire Batch Of Icing...

So I made this cake today see, and posted this picture of it to my facebook:

I was then swarmed with messages asking for the recipe, and since I haven't posted here in a while (I apologize for that, by the way, but eating the food I make is always more satisfying than writing about it. I am sorry though.) I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and post the recipe here for all to read!

This is a coffee cake, but not in the sense that you're probably thinking. See, when I think of coffee cake, I think of a crumbly confection with a scrumptious struessel topping that you see in every [Insert big name coffee chain here] and enjoy with your latte. And that sucks, because when you think of coffee cake, you should think of this. It's...well, as I told my husband, it's the best cake I've ever made--and that's definitely saying something. I have a thing for cake.

This is a coffee cake in the sense that it is a cake flavored with strong coffee and frosted in a sinfully delicious coffee buttercream. And by sinful I mean that I found myself spooning it into my mouth. (We don't judge on this blog, right?)

So, without further delay, and so that you can all spend your evenings (or mornings or afternoons, wherever you fall on the timezone map,) spooning buttercream into your mouths. Your mouths will thank me, your hips and thighs may not, but hey, we'll suffer together.

I based the cake on this recipe, from lisa is cooking.
For the cake you'll need the following:
2 sticks butter, softened
3 cups all purpose or cake flour (I used AP)
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 TBS cinnamon
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup granulated sugar
3 eggs, at room temperature
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 cups greek yogurt or sour cream at room temperature (I used yogurt because we had it on hand)
1/2 cup espresso or strongly brewed coffee or 1TBS instant espresso powder dissolved in 1/2 cup boiling water

I took a basic buttercream recipe and added espresso to it, and it worked out pretty well actually. You could also probably just add instant coffee or instant espresso powder or coffee extract in place of the espresso. Experiment and let me know!
For the buttercream:
2 sticks butter, softened
1 to 1 1/2 TBS espresso
3 to 4 cups powdered sugar

Preheat your oven to 350F.
Sift the flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt together into a bowl.
Beat the butter and granulated sugar together in a large bowl with an electric mixer on medium-high speed until light in color and texture,for about 3 minutes.
Beat in the eggs, one at a time, and then the vanilla, yogurt or sour cream, and espresso.
Reduce the mixer speed to low.
Add the flour mixture in thirds, scraping down the sides of the bowl as needed, mixing until smooth.
Pour into buttered and floured bundt pan and smooth surface.
Bake for 60 minutes or until a skewer comes out clean.

While the cake is baking, prepare the buttercream.
In a medium sized mixing bowl, add the softened butter and espresso.
Slowly begin to add the powdered sugar until the desired consistency is reached.

When the cake is done, let it cool in the pan for ten minutes before gently removing it to cool completely on a cake stand.
When completely cooled, frost with buttercream.
Sprinkle with cinnamon on top if desired.

And that's that. The result was kind of surprising. I noticed while it was baking that it smelled like a spice cake instead of coffee, so I wasn't surprised when I took the first bite to find that indeed it did taste rather like a spice cake. I think the cinnamon and brown sugar added to that. The buttercream surprised me though, as it had more coffee flavor than I'd expected; but that's a pleasant surprise.

Oh, and from my personal experience, it's prudent to NOT let your toddler and his cousins, who are running around your house pretending to be a race car driver and a witch and a princess, lick the icing spoon. It is coffee after all. (Read: I am currently struggling to wrestle pajamas onto my son and he's having none of it because he's hyped up on caffeine.)

There you have it!

Until next time, (which will be MUCH sooner this time around, I promise!) kitchen comrades!
-M